Calculus Kitty

Does this make sense to you?

I'm getting frustrated.

Maybe I just need a break?

I've had enough. Let's eat the book!

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  1. Anonymous11:43 AM

    LOL. I knew he was a freakishly smart kitty!

    (I can't post w/my LJ id because LJ is down and it can't find it!) - SJ

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  2. Allie2:18 PM

    Yes he is! And he has better ideas about the book. I'd considered burning it - at least he tried to get nutritive value from it!

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